Name: Andrew Alistair Brown – as close a name as possible to our friends the Brownlee brothers NB. only similarity being a total disregard for pain and well being.

D.O.B: 22/12/1987 – Fresh, prime, all joints intact – well almost… I have a previous rugby career to blame for most of my current aliments.

Reason for entering: To beat the Russell’s (And raise a shit tonne of money for a superb cause). I’m the wildcard entry, I’m the carrot in front of the donkey (I mean Russell family), I’m the guy these Russell’s will be chasing up mount doom (NB. I’ve taken it upon myself to name the Majorca assent ‘mount doom’).